Pretty sure we’ve seen stuff like Batman and Spiderman way more times than we’ve ever watched all of my favourite movies.
Not any more. After the first 100th time, I kind of had it playing in my head enough to not have to look at the screen.
That’s no excuse, since there’s no way we’ve seen it a 100 times. Don’t turn this on me!
Yeah, you clearly paid a tonne of attention…
Don’t look at me like that. You don’t pay attention during Sex and the City.
It’s awesome and no. And yes, yes you do.
I don’t! I sit through all of your movies and stuff. I watched all 6 Spiderman movies for you! Or was it Star Wars? I can’t remember, but it totally happened.
It does not suck, okay? I don’t always do that. You do that a lot too though.
It’s so long and boring. Yes, you totally do! I can see you judging me while I try and read my book. I don’t do it.
Because I just don’t like it. I sit and watch it though, for you.
And give me a sarcastic commentary all the way through. I watch Avatar for you! Without complaining. And it sucks.
Pretty Little Liars. Ha!
That’s one out of how many? You don’t respect my tv shows, Sam!
Now, you know that’s not true.
Name one of my shows or movies that you like.
No I don’t! Only the ones that suck.
According to you, they all suck!
I don’t always!
Yes, you do! You insult all of my movies and tv shows.