pamtseotu-sam:

Babe, I’m surprised you’ve not been drunk since then. I woulda been to get through that trauma.

Trust me, if Ethan wasn’t in his ‘let’s wake Mommy and Daddy up at 3am’ phase, I totally would have done. I can’t remember the last time I had more than a glass of wine.

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pamtseotu-sam:

…my Mom talked about that?! NO! La La La, not listening.

Yes! I was dying, okay? She even mentioned that there were like, positions, too. I’m so glad their next visit won’t be until Christmas. I need the time to recover.

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pamtseotu-sam:

Well… maybe you should? I mean, we can try them?

If you wanna rub weird cream all over your junk, go for it.

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pamtseotu-sam:

Sounds like a plan to me, babe.

I… know. I know. 

This isn’t right. When your parents were visiting the other week, your Mom offered me conception tips. I’m not even going to repeat what she said because I was too busy dying of embarrassment.

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pamtseotu-sam:

At least I know he’ll be totlly wiped out then tonight and sleep through.

Yeah, I know. But we just keep trying.

True. You can bath him, then I’ll put him to bed?

For two years? The fact we’re not pregnant yet is slightly disheartening.

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pamtseotu-sam:

Truth!

Come home and make another with me.

Ethan is on a ice cream high, so they’ll be no sex until he’s not bouncing off the walls.

We have been trying to make another one, though. For a while.

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pamtseotu-sam:

I’m not gonna argue that.

We make super cute babies. It’s a fact.

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pamtseotu-sam:

@samsevans: he’s a wise dude. handsome like his dad too.

Oh totally wise. His words after this photo were ‘I want fries!’ Definitely like his Dad. And he’s way more handsome.

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@sugarmotta: Lunch out with the bestie @astarnamedharmony and the cutest little dude ever. He says stop taking pictures and feed him now. #mommyandethanadventures #seriousbaby (via instagram)

@sugarmotta: Lunch out with the bestie @astarnamedharmony and the cutest little dude ever. He says stop taking pictures and feed him now. #mommyandethanadventures #seriousbaby (via instagram)

    Text || Sugam
  • Sam: It'll be worth the wait.
  • Sugar: It will. For now, you really should hurry up and fuck me before I get bored of waiting.
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