Babe, I’m surprised you’ve not been drunk since then. I woulda been to get through that trauma.
Trust me, if Ethan wasn’t in his ‘let’s wake Mommy and Daddy up at 3am’ phase, I totally would have done. I can’t remember the last time I had more than a glass of wine.
…my Mom talked about that?! NO! La La La, not listening.
Yes! I was dying, okay? She even mentioned that there were like, positions, too. I’m so glad their next visit won’t be until Christmas. I need the time to recover.
Well… maybe you should? I mean, we can try them?
If you wanna rub weird cream all over your junk, go for it.
Sounds like a plan to me, babe.
I… know. I know.
This isn’t right. When your parents were visiting the other week, your Mom offered me conception tips. I’m not even going to repeat what she said because I was too busy dying of embarrassment.
At least I know he’ll be totlly wiped out then tonight and sleep through.
Yeah, I know. But we just keep trying.
True. You can bath him, then I’ll put him to bed?
For two years? The fact we’re not pregnant yet is slightly disheartening.
Come home and make another with me.
Ethan is on a ice cream high, so they’ll be no sex until he’s not bouncing off the walls.
We have been trying to make another one, though. For a while.
I’m not gonna argue that.
We make super cute babies. It’s a fact.
Oh totally wise. His words after this photo were ‘I want fries!’ Definitely like his Dad. And he’s way more handsome.
@sugarmotta: Lunch out with the bestie @astarnamedharmony and the cutest little dude ever. He says stop taking pictures and feed him now. #mommyandethanadventures #seriousbaby (via instagram)